Funny phrases that bring people here

by jaime on July 15, 2010

I was browsing through my web stats yesterday and cracking up at the phrases that have brought traffic to this website.

I’d like to share my favorites.

“all i do is clean mom” Seems as though you have a dirty mother. Hope you’ve since found a website that gives tips about getting relief from cleaning your mom. I don’t think I’ve covered that.

“ate this for christmas + chicken potpie” Doesn’t that seem like a strange thing to search for? Were you looking for something to go with chicken potpie for Christmas dinner? In any case, I hope you tried my potpie recipe & enjoyed it!

“dress up air tv” I never dress up or air out my TV. Maybe I should start.

“gingerbread jesus” Hmm.

“housewife submission” Pretty sure you didn’t find what you were hoping to here.

“how can i spy on my mom?” Shame on you, Junior. Or, shame on you, Mom. Not sure how I feel about this.

“how long do i leave the crayons in the oven” Until the pasta is al dente and the veggies are tender crisp.

“i have nothing to wear so i don’t go out” I hope you were inspired by my post and went out and found yourself something fabulous.

*Sigh* that was fun. I’ll have to do it again soon!

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